Sleep is for nerds

A list of facts about sleep:

• It's very hard to multi-task whilst sleeping. I find it near impossible to read, answer phone calls, eat, drink beer, or watch TV when I'm unconscious. At best I can listen to music, or workshop issues and ideas in the somewhat surreal form of dreaming.
• If you go to sleep with wet hair, you wake up looking funny.
• If something cool is going on and you're sleeping, you'll probably miss it. Unless it's loud, like the workman in the apartment underneath mine, who are actually not that cool at all.
• Most jobs don't pay you to sleep, so really it's a financial burden. Time is money, after all.
• Often if you don't have enough time for the regaled 8 hours of sleep needed, you wake up feeling worse than when you went to sleep.

Unfortunately, despite all the above facts, I seem to be evolving into a normal person that actually needs to sleep sometimes in order to function.

Very, very unfortunate indeed.