The day my computer melted

On Friday, my computer melted. Mmmhm.

It was sitting in its usual spot, presumably minding its own business, and half the keys melted so they now look like a mountain range, and pushing them requires all the strength in my fingers.

It was a hot day, sure, but certainly not the hottest my room has seen in the last two and a half years. Seriously that are the chances?

Typing this has taken me like ten minutes. Grr